🎄 The gag gift of the season
Funny Christmas Toilet Paper
- Gag-gift approved
- Guaranteed giggles
- 4 festive designs
Pick a design for each rollMix and match. It's more fun with the full set.
- Tracked shipping
- Secure checkout
- Friendly support
The details
Deck the halls… and the bathroom. The Ho-Ho-Holy Roll is festive novelty toilet paper made for people who start playing Christmas music in November (or October, we don't judge).
It's the gift that gets the biggest laugh at the party and then quietly lives in the guest bathroom all season long.
Why Christmas fans love it
- 🎁 The ultimate gag gift – wins every Secret Santa and white elephant swap
- 🧦 Stocking-stuffer sized – fits right in next to the candy canes
- 🎄 Holiday host flex – give guests a reason to laugh in the guest bathroom
- 😂 Instant conversation starter – nobody forgets the person who gave them this
Good to know
- Novelty item, sold per roll
- Order early for Christmas delivery – see shipping details below
How bundles work
Pick 1, 3 or 5 rolls, then choose a design for each roll. All the same, all different, whatever you like. The bundle price is applied automatically in your cart.
Shipping & Christmas delivery
Every order ships with tracking. Delivery usually takes 7 to 15 business days, so order by early December for the best chance of it arriving before Christmas.
Who to give it to
Secret Santa, white elephant swaps, stocking stuffers, the office party, your brother who "has everything", or the guest bathroom.
Returns
Something not right? Contact us and we'll sort it out. See our refund policy for details.
See it to believe it
Watch the moment they unwrap it
Hit play and see why the Ho-Ho-Holy Roll steals the show at every Christmas party.
- The laugh starts the second the paper comes off
- Everybody wants a photo with it
- The gift people keep talking about all season
Collect all four
Meet the designs
Pick a favorite, or mix the whole set in a bundle.
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ClassicSanta
The jolly classic. Ho ho ho-ly appropriate.
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Wrong Chimney
Santa took a wrong turn. Oops.
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Reindeer
For the deer friend with a sense of humor.
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Snowman
Cool, calm, and very much in the bathroom.
Holiday host flex
Deck the halls. And the bathroom.
The tree is up, the lights are on, the carols are on repeat. The guest bathroom deserves some Christmas spirit too.
- An instant festive upgrade for the powder room
- Guests come out laughing (and taking photos)
- Swap it in for December, retire it after the holidays
Tick tock, Santa's on the clock
Don't leave it to the last minute
Shipping takes a little while to reach the North Pole and back. Order early in December so your rolls land under the tree on time.
Let's be honest
Ho-Ho-Holy Roll vs. another pair of socks
Check it twice
Who's getting one this year?
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Secret Santa
Budget-friendly, a guaranteed laugh, and zero chance anyone else brings the same thing.
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White elephant
The gift everybody tries to steal. Watch the swap get competitive.
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Stocking stuffer
Small enough to fit, funny enough to be the thing they talk about at Christmas breakfast.
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Holiday host
Deck the guest bathroom so even the powder room gets into the Christmas spirit.
Why stop at one?
One for every name on the list
Secret Santa at work, the white elephant with friends, the family stocking lineup, and one for your own bathroom. The 5-roll bundle covers the whole season for under $5 a roll.
- Mix all 4 designs in any combination
- Bundle price applied automatically in your cart
- One checkout and the whole gift list is sorted
Easy as 1, 2, 3, ho
How it works
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1. Pick your bundle
1, 3 or 5 rolls. The more rolls, the less you pay per roll.
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2. Choose your designs
Santa, Wrong Chimney, Reindeer or Snowman. Mix them however you like.
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3. We ship with tracking
Follow your order all the way to the tree.
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4. Watch them laugh
Hand it over, step back, and enjoy the reaction.